Alumni please read

[rlsheehan]

The Theta Psi chapter has an alumni association.

I know it has been much talked about, and a long time coming, but we have finally done the paperwork and sent it to nationals. They have given us the okay, and told us that the only thing left to do is get at least twenty dues paying members to sign on.

Before anyone asks, dues will be $65 per year. Not per semester. Per year.

Later today I'm going to post the chartering documents and further details, but I just wanted to get the word out that it was off the ground.

[Swallace]

Put my name on the list. I will let you guys get as many as you can before I start hitting up people to make sure we get to the number of brothers required. You dont have to be a Theta-Psi to be in our alumni association.

Where do I send the money?

[rlsheehan]

No, anyone from any chapter can join, but with the understanding that, at least at first, most of the associations focus is going to be on Theta Psi.

That's not to say that won't change in the future, and we'd be happy to collborate with other alumni organizations for joint activities.

I'll get back to you next week about the money, because we haven't finished setting that up yet, but we will have a framework soon.

[rlsheehan]

Here is part 1 of the consitution, as sent to nationals

Whereas, the undersigned alumni of THETA PSI chapter of SIGMA PI FRATERNITY, INTERNATIONAL, now desire to form and charter the SOUTHERN TREE ALUMNI ASSOCIATION; the intents and purposes of the aforementioned association are as follows:

1. To establish a more effective means of communication among alumni of THETA PSI CHAPTER, and alumni of other chapter affiliations within the local area, and the active THETA PSI CHAPTER of SIGMA PI FRATERNITY, INTERNATIONAL, at THE UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN INDIANA.
2. To rekindle the interest in affairs of the local and national chapter of SIGMA PI among those brothers who have lost contact throughout the years, as well as continuing the interest of those active members who in time will join the ranks of the alumni.
3. To act as an advisory body to the aforementioned local chapter concerning matters wherein the alumni association holds a vested interest; and in other matters where the local chapter solicits the advice of the SOUTHERN TREE ALUMNI ASSOCIATION and/or any of its active members.
4. To maintain an amicable rapport between the local and national chapters of SIGMA PI, and act as a liaison between local chapters whenever necessary.

Therefore, be it resolved that the undersigned brothers of SIGMA PI FRATERNITY, INTERNATIONAL, and other such individuals that may subsequently attain membership, do hereby respectfully request the GRAND COUNCIL OF SIGMA PI FRATERNITY, INTERNATIONAL, to grant, issue, and otherwise authorize the SOUTHERN TREE ALUMNI ASSOCIATION of SIGMA PI FRATERNITY, INTERNATIONAL, a charter of alumni association status; with all rights, responsibilities, and privileges associated therewithin:









(signed) ____________________
PRESIDENT

(signed) ____________________
VICE-PRESIDENT

(signed) ____________________
SECRETARY

(signed) ____________________
TREASURER

(printed) ____________________
PRESIDENT

(printed) ____________________
VICE-PRESIDENT

(printed) ____________________
SECRETARY

(printed) ____________________
TREASURER











ARTICLE I

NAME OF THE ORGANIZATION

SECTION I. The name of the organization shall be: THE SOUTHERN TREE ALUMNI ASSOCIATION.



ARTICLE II

OBJECTIVE

SECTION I. The particular objectives for which the Association to be formed are as follows:

• To promote and further the welfare and interest of this Association whose members
have been in the past attendant upon a course of study in said UNIVERSITY OF
SOUTHERN INDIANA or any University to have had a chapter of SIGMA PI
FRATERNITY, INTERNATIONAL.
• To bring together the intellectual life and points of view of members of SIGMA PI
FRATERNITY, to encourage sound chapter management through advice and
counsel, and to provide continuity to undergraduate chapter operations.
• To coordinate and plan all chapter alumni activities and communication and
stimulate interest in chapter affairs.
• To provide monetary assistance to acquire, and subsequently maintain a house (as
financial and managerial situations will allow and/or permit), or for any recognized
chapter activity, as requested by said chapter, as approved by the Board of
Directors, for the benefit of the undergraduate members of THETA PSI chapter of
SIGMA PI, Inc.



ARTICLE II

MEMBERS

SECTION I. Classes. The membership of the association shall consist of two classes:

• Alumni
• Associates

SECTION II. Members of any and all chapters of SIGMA PI FRATERNITY, INTERNATIONAL who are known as “Alumni Members” in good standing under the terms and provisions of the Constitution and By-laws of the Fraternity of Sigma Pi, shall be eligible for alumni membership in said Association. Enrollment is contingent upon the individual’s fraternal status and the meeting of the Association’s financial terms of membership.

SECTION III. Members of the SOUTHERN TREE ALUMNI ASSOCIATION of SIGMA PI FRATERNITY, INTERNATIONAL who are known as “Associate Members” shall be those members of SIGMA PI FRATERNITY, INTERNATIONAL initiated at a chapter other than THETA PSI chapter and who have transferred their affiliation to this area. The membership of said members shall terminate when said members leave the Tri-State area (Indiana, Illinois, and Kentucky) permanently, unless otherwise requested in writing to the Secretary of the Association by said member.

SECTION IV. Each Alumni Member of this Association present at a duly called meeting shall be entitled to one vote on any and all questions, irrespective of the class of his membership.

SECTION V. There shall be an annual dues requirement of each member for enrollment. Said requirement will be no less than $65 per annum. Dues for the Association are due no later than the last Friday of July. The dues will be handled by the Treasurer and used to defer the variety of expenses incurred within the operations of the Association. The membership, at any time, reserves the right to adjust dues or other monetary subsidies of the Association as deemed necessary subject to change without amendment to this document, upon a majority vote at the annual meeting of the SOUTHERN TREE ALUMNI ASSOCIATION. Dues will not be prorated.


ARTICLE IV

MEETINGS

SECTION I. There shall be a minimum of two (2) meetings per year, with at least one (1) being held during each semester of the academic year. Meetings may be conducted by physical meeting, telephone, conference, internet meeting, or any other meeting technology as may be available in the future.

SECTION II. Special meetings of the Association shall be called by the Secretary upon request in writing of not less than five (5) members of the Association or by two (2) Association Board of Directors Members of the SOUTHERN TREE ALUMNI ASSOCIATION.

SECTION III. Written notice of meetings of the Association shall be delivered to the Secretary and President (via US mail, or E-mail) at least ten (10) days prior to the meeting date. Correspondence shall be delivered to the last known post office address or E-mail account that appears on the rosters of the Secretary and President. (Article V Section V)


SECTION IV. Five (5) members of the Association shall constitute a quorum. (Article V Section I)


SECTION V. At the Association meetings, the order of business shall be as follows:

1. Reports of officers
2. Reports of committees
3. Unfinished business
4. New Business
5. Election of Council members at annual meeting

[rlsheehan]

Part 2

ARTIVLE V

BOARD OF DIRECTORS

SECTION I. The Number of Board of Directors Members shall be eight. The alumni members shall be the President, Vice-President, Treasurer, Secretary, and Alumni Liaison. There shall be three (3) additional representatives to serve as a general interest. These offices are to be filled at the first meeting of every academic year, and carry a one (1) year term. If deemed necessary by a majority vote of the Board of Directors, terms may be limited further. The Association’s Board of Directors members, subject to these By-laws and the supervision of the Board of Directors of SIGMA PI FRATERNITY, INTERNATIONAL shall carry on the business of the Association. Five (5) members, at least three (3) of which being Board of Directors members, shall constitute a quorum.

SECTION II. The membership-at-large, prior to the close of the first meeting of each academic year, shall elect from their numbers a President, Vice-President, Secretary, and Treasurer. The Alumni Liaison shall be elected from the members of the undergraduate chapter.

SECTION III. The Board of Directors members, excluding the Alumni Liaison of the active chapter, shall be elected at the annual meeting and shall hold office until their successors shall have been elected. Each eligible member of the Association (Article II Section V) present and voting shall be entitled to one vote for each of the Board of Directors positions to be filled, and the votes shall be cumulative.

SECTION IV. Meetings of the Board of Directors shall be held at least twice (2) during the academic year, one (1) during each semester of said year. Special meetings shall be held at the call of the President upon written request of two (2) Board of Directors members, to be filed with the President or Secretary. (Article II Section II)

SECTION V. The Secretary shall give notice of all meetings, including an agenda, to the Board of Directors (either by US postal mail or E-mail), notice thereof, addressed to each member at his last known address, not less than seven (7) days before such meetings. (Article IV Section III) The notice shall state the objectives of the meeting and no business shall be transacted there except such as is stated in the call for the meeting. Board of Directors meetings may be conducted by physical meeting, telephone, conference, internet meeting, or any other meeting technology as may be available in the future.

SECTION VI. A tie vote of the Board of Directors members shall shelve the motion for a later vote.



ARTICLE VI

OFFICERS

SECTION I. Executive Committee. The President, Vice-President, Secretary, and Treasurer shall constitute the Executive Committee and this committee shall have the power to act on behalf of the Association in accordance with the execution of daily operations.

SECTION II. The President shall be the chief executive officer of the Association and chairman of the Board of Directors, and shall execute all contracts and documents required in conduct of the business of the Association upon the authorization of the Board. The President shall appoint ad-hoc committee members and members-at-large.

SECTION III. The Vice-President shall, in the absence or incapacity of the President, be vested with all the powers and perform all duties of the President. He shall, in conjunction with the Secretary, see that a regular communication is maintained with all Association alumni, that undergraduate and/or alumni newsletters are regularly published, announcements of alumni activities are made, and other communications are maintained. He shall further be empowered as a chairman of all committees and director of all Association activities.

SECTION IV. The Secretary shall keep the minutes of the Association and of the Board of Directors, shall have custody of the seal of the Association, and shall perform all duties usually incident to his office. He shall establish the primary address of the Association, charged with the reception and distribution of all materials pertinent to the Association.

SECTION V. The Treasurer shall have care and custody of the funds and securities of the Association, and all checks, notes, drafts, and orders of payment of money shall be signed by the Treasurer and/or President. He shall be charged with the collection of annual dues, contributions, and in conjunction with the Secretary, the notification of members’ financial status. Endorsement for deposit may be made by any officer of the Association. The Treasurer shall also advise and assist the Treasurer of the undergraduate chapter in the keeping of the active chapter’s financial records and the implementation of its financial policies. Major transfers of $200.00 or greater must be decided by an Executive Committee vote.

SECTION VI. Members-at-large may serve as chairmen of committees for major alumni activities or special projects, as designated by the President. The members-at-large are eligible successors to vacant Board and/or Executive Committee positions, subject to these By-laws.

SECTION VII. In The event that any member of the board is deemed unsuitable or unable to discharge properly the duties of his office, proceeding for his removal can be initiated by a majority vote of the remaining board members. Inability and unsuitability include, but are not limited to, physical incapacity, criminal activity, malfeasance, or any other conduct that would be deemed inappropriate for a brother of Sigma Pi Fraternity, International.


ARTICLE VII

STANDING COMMITTEES

SECTION I. There shall be an auditing committee composed of two (2) members who shall be elected at each annual meeting of the members of the Association to serve for a period of one (1) year. The auditing committee, if deemed necessary, shall direct the books of the Treasurer of the Association annually to an independent, professional auditor and furnish a report covering the preceding fiscal year to the Board of Directors, prior to the annual meeting of the membership of the Association.

SECTION II. The Association may appoint or elect any further committees as it deems necessary.



ARTICLE VIII

PROPERTY

SECTION I. No property, real or personal, owned or acquired by the Association shall be sold, transferred, or assigned without the affirmative vote of the Association, which shall be given by vote at a meeting called for the purpose of acting thereon. A majority vote of those present shall constitute an affirmative vote of the Association.

SECTION II. Should this Association be dissolved while THETA PSI chapter is still an active chapter, all property belonging to this Association is to be conveyed to the THETA PSI chapter of SIGMA PI FRATERNITY, INTERNATIONAL. In the absence of an active chapter, all property shall be conveyed to a trusteeship established by the Executive Council. After a period of not less than ten (10) years, any and all remaining funds will be conveyed to the Sigma Pi Foundation, Inc. of Vincennes Indiana, prior to said dissolution.


ARTICLE IX

ADOPTION AND AMENDMENT

SECTION I. Adoption. An affirmative vote of a majority attending the meeting of the association at which these By-Laws are considered shall be required for their adoption, and shall become effective immediately upon adoption.

SECTION II. Amendment. The Board of Directors of the Association upon approval of two-thirds (2/3) majority present at any meetings at which they are proposed may make amendments to these By-Laws. If in the event that the GRAND CHAPTER and/or GRAND COUNCIL amends the Constitution of SIGMA PI FRATERNITY, INTERNATIONAL as to conflict with the above By-Laws, any and all sections in conflict will become null and void.



The forgoing By-Laws were adopted at a meeting of the Southern Tree Alumni Association of The Theta Psi chapter of Sigma Pi Fraternity, International, at the University of Southern Indiana, on ____________






(signed) ____________________
PRESIDENT

(printed) ____________________
PRESIDENT
(signed) ____________________
SECRETARY

(printed) ____________________
SECRETARY

[rlsheehan]

We don't know if nationals needs an honest to God signature from members yet, or not, but if so, we have a paper we'll post that you can sign, and then mail back to us.

The $65 dues for the association would be due no later than January 1st.

[Nahum Cook]

When I get back from OCS Rob I'll send in my money. Literally just checked into a hotel here in RI. I'm gone as of Sunday for the next three months.

If I get the chance and see Knott's I'll let him know but it'll be highly unlikely that I'll see him with a chance to talk with him normally in any sense. Hopefully I'll be able to attend his commissioning but we'll see. Otherwise I'm sure you'll let him know yourself if I'm unable to.

[Pete]

As far as electronic "signatures" or pen and ink signatures, I have sent an e-mail to AJ and am awaiting a response.

[jgoodwin]

well my address is:
225 W. Catalina Dr Apt 95
Yuma, AZ 85364

if you were going to send me the information so I could sign up. Plus could you tell me how we would accomodate the meeting with me? Phone or what?

[Pete]

Ok fellas, literally just got off the phone with the man himself, Mark Briscoe. Aj was going to be out of town for a while so I called in. He says that he doesn't need ink signatures all he needs from us is a list of names so that someone may hand calligraphy (not sure of the tense on that) the names on our "professinal" charters. So here's what we'll do, under the pretense that, at least initially, our main focus is the Theta-Psi chapter, anyone alumnus who would like to join, may post their name (first, middle initial, and last how you want it to appear on the charter) and a statement of their consent. Your statement of consent is also an agreement that you will pay our annual dues of $65 dollars to ensure that we will be able to recoup the initial chartering fee and ensure we can keep the association operational. As far as Jason and other brothers that are spread far and wide, we are thinking as far as meetings go, we might host them online in a chatroom type situation, perhaps phone conference call, or if we can get brothers interested maybe something like Skype so we can all video conference. As long as Jake makes sure to wear pants when we do that. Post any other questions. I'm really excited to make this thing official!

[JakeTheSnake]

As far as Jason and other brothers that are spread far and wide, we are thinking as far as meetings go, we might host them online in a chatroom type situation, perhaps phone conference call, or if we can get brothers interested maybe something like Skype so we can all video conference. As long as Jake makes sure to wear pants when we do that. Post any other questions. I'm really excited to make this thing official!
I've said it once, and i'll say it again; You will never make me wear pants!

[Pete]

So, I shall start. I consent to pay the annual dues of $65.

Peter J. Senefeld

[rlsheehan]

Hooray! Legalese time!

I, the undersigned (typed, in this case) do hereby agree to all terms and conditions attendant with membership in the Southern Tree Alumni Association of the Theta Psi chapter of Sigma Pi Fraternity, International, including, but not limtied too, the code of conduct, and dues payment in the amount of no less than $65 per annum.

Robert L. Sheehan

Why? Because I can. :cool:

[jgoodwin]

I, the undersigned, do hereby agree to all terms and conditions attendant with membership in the Southern Tree Alumni Association of the Theta Psi chapter of Sigma Pi Fraternity, International, including, but not limited too, the code of conduct, and dues payment in the amount of no less than $65 per annum.

Jason L. Goodwin

[Pete]

Really Rob, mine wasn't good enough...

I, the undersigned do hereby agree to all terms and conditions attendant with membership in the Southern Tree Alumni Association of the Theta Psi chapter of Sigma Pi Fraternity, International, including, but not limited too, the code of conduct, and dues payment in the amount of no less than $65 per annum.

Peter J. Senefeld



By the way Rob, learn to spell "limited" :)

[Pete]

Now that we have 3, only 27 more to go...

[rlsheehan]

Really Rob, mine wasn't good enough...

I, the undersigned do hereby agree to all terms and conditions attendant with membership in the Southern Tree Alumni Association of the Theta Psi chapter of Sigma Pi Fraternity, International, including, but not limited too, the code of conduct, and dues payment in the amount of no less than $65 per annum.

Peter J. Senefeld



By the way Rob, learn to spell "limited" :)

I will if you stop writing like my seven year old cousin.

Ooooh! BURN!

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

[JakeTheSnake]

Jacob G Swing

[Swallace]

If I may, even though I am a Gamma-Xi on paper, I am a Theta-Psi at heart too.

I, the undersigned do hereby agree to all terms and conditions attendant with membership in the Southern Tree Alumni Association of the Theta Psi chapter of Sigma Pi Fraternity, International, including, but not limited too, the code of conduct, and dues payment in the amount of no less than $65 per annum.

Stephen M. Wallace

[Pete]

Just as a response to Swallace and all other brothers, even if you are not a theta-psi you may join if you would like. In fact, we may need sheer numbers anyway so if other brothers wouldn't mind joining and paying dues and things for a year or two just so we can have "numbers" that might not be a bad thing. We just want to be sure that we let you know up front that (at least the first few years or until we're an established organization and able to do otherwise) the bulk of our attention and fund raising and things of that nature will go to the Theta-Psi chapter. However, we feel the more the merrier so to speak as we plan on having different events and things and the more men we have the better these events will be.

[rlsheehan]

Just as a response to Swallace and all other brothers, even if you are not a theta-psi you may join if you would like. In fact, we may need sheer numbers anyway so if other brothers wouldn't mind joining and paying dues and things for a year or two just so we can have "numbers" that might not be a bad thing. We just want to be sure that we let you know up front that (at least the first few years or until we're an established organization and able to do otherwise) the bulk of our attention and fund raising and things of that nature will go to the Theta-Psi chapter. However, we feel the more the merrier so to speak as we plan on having different events and things and the more men we have the better these events will be.
And, even though we might not necessarily be able to send a lot of money another chapter's way, that's not to say we wouldn't help other associations plan events, or help with heavy-lifting, etc.

It's just that right now, we don't have an accurate picture of our financial situation, so we can't really guarantee much monetary support outside Theta Psi.

[Nate]

First off, thanks to Pete for the heads up. I would normally thank Pennington, but I hate texting and he texted me twice about this :P

I, the undersigned, do hereby agree to all the terms and conditions attendant with membership in the Southern Tree Alumni Association of the Theta Psi chapter of Sigma Pi Fraternity, International, including, but not limited to, the code of conduct and dues payment in the amount of no less than $65 per annum.

Nathanael L. Atkinson

[David]

First off, thanks to Pete for the heads up. I would normally thank Pennington, but I hate texting and he texted me twice about this :P

He said he was drunk when he sent out the texts.

[Nate]

That and his "singing" is all the more reason we shouldn't let him drink :)

[Stoen]

Hey, let me know if you guys need anything else from me.

I, the undersigned do hereby agree to all terms and conditions attendant with membership in the Southern Tree Alumni Association of the Theta Psi chapter of Sigma Pi Fraternity, International, including, but not limited too, the code of conduct, and dues payment in the amount of no less than $65 per annum.

Dennis A. Stoen

[gmwong]

I, the undersigned do hereby agree to all terms and conditions attendant with membership in the Southern Tree Alumni Association of the Theta Psi chapter of Sigma Pi Fraternity, International, including, but not limited too, the code of conduct, and dues payment in the amount of no less than $65 per annum.


Gregory Micheal Wong

Have Tim and JT been notified? I think if a few people call Tim, we could eventually convince him.....

[gmwong]

And since its the Southern Tree. I want to be the officer of climbing. And Hunting.

[rlsheehan]

Approved. But you have to provide your own army helmet.

[jgoodwin]

Why is it Southern Tree btw?

[jimmy]

think about what you just said jgood

[rlsheehan]

J-Good wasn't around when we started this particular tradition.

[Pete]

So we still need some more fellas so post on here. We have a pretty ambitious self-appointed deadline to make our charter "official" and become recognized by nationals. All we need are some more interested parties. So try and get the word out if you can so we can get this thing off the ground.

[rlsheehan]

Snake and i had talked about putting out something on facebook.

[Pete]

Snake and i had talked about putting out something on facebook.

Couldn't hurt

[JakeTheSnake]

Couldn't hurt
just finished my poorly written message telling everyone

[Paul The Wall]

God Damn It....:banghead:

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I, the undersigned do hereby agree to all terms and conditions attendant with membership in the Southern Tree Alumni Association of the Theta Psi chapter of Sigma Pi Fraternity, International, including, but not limited too, the code of conduct, and dues payment in the amount of no less than $65 per annum.

Paul R. Broughton

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Where/Who do I send the check to?

[rlsheehan]

It's been said before, and I'm a ba$tard for saying it again, but we're still working out details on the financials. Hopefully, we'll have it sorted out this weekend and I'll have a definite answer for you next week.

[rlsheehan]

Just as an update on the financial stuff, for right now we're just going to set up a basic savings acount to hold the dues for the time being.

From there we can decide what other accounts we need to create, and who has what privileges.

On another note, we have a google group up. It's pretty basic, and all it has is one or two messages and the first newsletter, but if you guys could send me your e-mails, I'll invite you.

Thanks for your patience, fellas.

[gmwong]

I want my money to be invested in something sound. Like goats. Goats are useful animals with huge profit potential. No savings accounts, please.

[rlsheehan]

Well, we looked at investing in goats, but unfortunately the market fell through last September. It looks like it still hasn't bottomed out yet, and Warren Buffet says they're only inflating value on the balance sheet and that when comemrcial real estate hits the wall, the goat commodity will double dip.

Plus, congress is considering goat fee/rate regulation, which regardless of the other factors would make them far less profitable.

I know it's risky, but I think savings is the way to go.

[Swallace]

Rob,
Does the STAA think that they would/could use their own section on this board? Something seperate from the active chapter?

[rlsheehan]

It couldn't hurt. I just didn't know how hard it would be to set up.

[Stoen]

I want my money to be invested in something sound. Like goats. Goats are useful animals with huge profit potential. No savings accounts, please.

Well, we looked at investing in goats, but unfortunately the market fell through last September. It looks like it still hasn't bottomed out yet, and Warren Buffet says they're only inflating value on the balance sheet and that when comemrcial real estate hits the wall, the goat commodity will double dip.

Plus, congress is considering goat fee/rate regulation, which regardless of the other factors would make them far less profitable.

I know it's risky, but I think savings is the way to go.


Beer, tobacco and pron are pretty much recession proof, right?

[Pete]

Beer, tobacco and pron are pretty much recession proof, right?

Chocolate is about the most spectacular thing you can invest in. It is proven to be recession proof. There is no "legal age" to purchase, and you love it at every stage of your life and it is appropriate in both celebration and mourning.

P.S. This is actually a true statement, Hershey is a heck of a stock to buy and rarely does it go anywhere but up.

[Pete]

Has anyone gotten in touch with Timmy or JT? We're still trying to hit that 30 mark as rapidly as we can.

[David]

We're still trying to hit that 30 mark as rapidly as we can.

I mentioned to Rob to contact Art Mengon, he is retired and has nothing else to do. This could be good for him.

[Dennis Dowling]

I hear the Church of Scientology is good at investing $.... you should try them.

[thief194]

I, the undersigned do hereby agree to all terms and conditions attendant with membership in the Southern Tree Alumni Association of the Theta Psi chapter of Sigma Pi Fraternity, International, including, but not limited too, the code of conduct, and dues payment in the amount of no less than $65 per annum.

Brett Lauerman


so hows it going.. and let me know where to send the money

[rlsheehan]

It's going well, and all we need now are the 30 signatures, which we seem to be slowly but surely getting. As for the money, I will be setting up an acount with Fifth Third on Wednesday, and so by Wednesday evening I'll have a name you can make the checks out to.

P.S. porn, chocolate, goats, scientology: all you dumbasses are nuts. I want my money to be behind something that has legs. I want a solid investement that's going to be around reaping me returns for a very long time.

So, I'm putting all of our money into Betamax.

It's gonna be big.

[Stoen]

P.S. porn, chocolate, goats, scientology: all you dumbasses are nuts. I want my money to be behind something that has legs. I want a solid investement that's going to be around reaping me returns for a very long time....It's gonna be big.

So you want a male pornstar? He would be behind something with legs, I'm sure he'd have a solid b*oner and be able to do a 40-45 minute scene multiple times a week. And it should be big.

[David]

I want my money to be behind something that has legs. I want a solid investement that's going to be around reaping me returns for a very long time.

Strip clubs. Very big returns. Plus you could get us discounts. :biggrin:

[gmwong]

It's going well, and all we need now are the 30 signatures, which we seem to be slowly but surely getting. As for the money, I will be setting up an acount with Fifth Third on Wednesday, and so by Wednesday evening I'll have a name you can make the checks out to.

P.S. porn, chocolate, goats, scientology: all you dumbasses are nuts. I want my money to be behind something that has legs. I want a solid investement that's going to be around reaping me returns for a very long time.

So, I'm putting all of our money into Betamax.

It's gonna be big.


goats have legs? They are tasty.

[Pete]

This conversation has veered down an eerie and disturbing path. What with Wong talking about eating out a goat (ie, I am making a reference implying Wong was tasting between the goats legs; hopefully we're all caught up now) and investing in strip clubs. I don't want to deviate too much from the task here. We need 30 names, and we need them by December so we can have a kick a$$ chartering party and us alumni have an excuse to get together and shoot the shizznit and reminisce about the glory days and not have it be pathetic. In the spirit of that, anyone have any luck getting in contact with JT or the of Captain cizzock blocking?

[David]

What is official count now?